schwanster

Another term for the word penis.

Girl: I think that he has a huge schwanster.
Mom: That is your dad.

by ------------------------------- January 10, 2008

Shwasted

consuming mass quantities of beer to the point of dancing and/or wanting to spar vigorously. this can lead to a serious of comedic references later served to you that very next morning!

Man, jesse you sure were Shwasted last night, i was laughing so hard when you were trying to walk to your SUV!

by mr clap happy July 12, 2011

Shwaste

A mixture between being shitfaced and wasted to the point of being blacked out and of no return.

Helen: "What happened last night, I don't remember anything"

Candice: "Uhh you were the shwaste"

Helen: "Ahh that must be why my ass hurts"

by HelCan September 4, 2007

Shwasted

a combination of "shit faced" and "wasted"

He is freaking Shwasted!

by katannamomma August 18, 2008

shfasted

A combination of shit-faced and wasted; that is to say, extremely drunk.

May or may not lend a more German-sounding twist to the word, as in "Let's get shfasted, ya!"

Also gives the impression that one is already drunk, seeing as how saying the word requires some slurring of syllables. This is the irony of "shfasted."

Kelly: "I can't wait for this party!!!! I'm going to get totally shfasteddddd!!!"

Joe: "I think you already are..."

by m.a.r.i.n.a. July 2, 2008

shwasted

The Jewish version of being wasted aka you are drunk because you were stingy with your alcohol.

Keekee: Damn Trina is shwasted!
Samantha: Yeah because that bitch didn't share her bottle of Alaze.

Keekee: Smh. Damn Jew.

by duhnaynay December 3, 2010

schwanged

The residual effects and grogginess associated with the heavy use of marijuana the previous night.

"Dude, last night was crazy. I am so schwanged."

by hgfan November 10, 2008