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schysta

Origin: DC metropolitan area

A person good with a handblade.
youngin a shysta, he'll cut ya ass.
by skittlez December 13, 2004
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Shusturbation

The act of masturbating, fully nude, in a public area or washroom, where any given person is apt to witness the lewd act.
hey dude, i just walked into the washroom to take a piss and some guy was in the middle of shusturbation in there!
by staceelewp April 16, 2009
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Schulte Virus

A virus contracted after having sex with a male with the last name of Schulte. After breaking up or not seeing each other the woman will go on a whoring rampage to get the same satisfaction she received from the Schulte, only to be disappointed.
After contracting the Schulte virus Jennifer began to find people to satisfy her sexual desires, only to be dissapointed. She slept with her new boyfriend, her boyfriend's brother and sister, and a number of others. Her reputation soon spread and she became known as the town bicycle. She soon dropped out of high school, got pregnant, and married a low life bum.
by gebrangoodboy November 22, 2011
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Kyle schultz

Was the best boyfriend in the world, always knew how to make me smile and feel better. untill school started. and now things have never and will never be the same.
end of story):
by abigailLee. October 17, 2008
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Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness

Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.

The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.

The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness strikes again!
by Benfea October 16, 2006
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schutta

What characters in StarWars say when they want to swear but can't because George Lucas is trying to appeal to a family audience.
George Lucas is a schutta.
by pimpwinnie May 13, 2005
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Stefani Schultz

thee hottest girl that god put on this planet
Guy 1:Did you see that girl over there she was almost as hot as Stefani Schultz?!

Guy 2: Impossible.
by ahhh!!!! March 9, 2009
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