Schooliosis

an anabnormal, lateral curvature of your life when you are juggling work, school, and/or a relationship.

One more hour to go today
Then 4 left till I come back
Tomorrow
And 3 of those
I'll sleep away
Leaves me no time to relax and enjoy
Such is the life of the schooliosis.
It's a never ending cycle of nothing
And it's killing me.

by Joey the Ransom Spider September 24, 2009

Schooliosis

The crippling effect school has on the working students social life.

Won't be able to make the show Friday night, im suffering the debilitating effects of schooliosis.

by Cohdilicious September 29, 2009

Schoolie

Plural is "schoolies" It means somebody who goes to brick and mortar school.

"why are there so many schoolies around? is it a pro d day?"

by Thecoolestlearner May 11, 2019

Schoolie

The disgusting free lunch provided by the NYCDOE.

I came to sit at the table and I see Lindon licking the plate of his schoolie.

by Marlipia December 15, 2021

Schoolie Killer

A person who commits genocide by to the nasty free lunch provided by the New York City Department of Education by eating three plus trays.

As I entered the lunchroom, kelvin duah begged for my schoolie and when I asked him why, he said, “Because I’m a schoolie Killer”.

by by kelvin February 15, 2022

the schoolies

Diarrhea attributed to stomach and bowel condition acquired from poor hygiene at school.

I have caught a dose of the schoolies.

by Max46 June 3, 2017

schooligan

a troublesome problem causing teen/school kid....

will you please keep your schooligan away from my daughter....

by bytor4u2 September 3, 2009