Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").

One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!

by QuacksO April 8, 2020

schickerling

The opitomy of awesomeness. To describe a god and to rule over all. Talented and resourceful

Frank: Are you sure you dont have a Schickerling in you?

Susan: not that I know of
Frank: Would you like to? BOOM

by DSchick810529 July 12, 2021

Schmeckervekar

Another term for a nice picnic.

I had my basket ready for a lovely schmeckervekar, but there was cannon fodder all over my usual spot.

by Schmeckervekar69 September 6, 2022

shmicker

A person who eats balls

Emma is a shmicker

by Duckypoopoo November 4, 2022

Schminker

A term used to describe a man or woman whom gets sexually aroused by anally penetrating tree frogs or other slimy amphibious creatures.

Dude sweet terrarium, but don’t let Billy see these frogs, he’s what you call a real Schminker.

by Definition of Onomatopoeia January 19, 2023

Schmickel

A form of US currency that is a lower denomination than the penny in the form of a hammered out rusty bottle cap. 40000 of them equal one Wheat Thin.

First mentioned in the 3/22/2007 episode of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien"

Say thanks for painting my house, here's a Hefty bag full of schmickels

by GOKAIRED June 2, 2023

schmicket

Another name for a Eurasian Coot or a vagina, my friend also calls her daughter ‘schmicket’

‘Hello young schmicket’
‘Oh look a schmicket’
‘You got a lovely hairy ol’ schmicket’ 😂

by Schmicket1 January 18, 2024