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Fonzie Scheme

The act of buying and subsequently wearing a leather jacket in an effort to look tough, cool, virile, or otherwise appealing. A Fonzie Scheme is usually run by someone who in fact is NOT any of these things. The name derives from the name of Arthur Fonzarelli, star of the sitcom "Happy Days," who is the epitome of leather-jacket-wearing cool guys.
Did you see that Tim, the shy guy from IT, is wearing a leather jacket today? That dude is totally trying to pull a Fonzie Scheme and score chicks.
by theCArainman January 19, 2015
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schmer

1:the word schmer means i dont know or if you are unsure of the question you have been asked to anwser
2:the word schmer can also be a symbol of laziness or carefree atitude.
person 1: where did you place my cooking apron
person 2:schmer
by jacko stanton January 9, 2006
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Scremerston

A place in North-East England where radiated animal-like people dwell and moan at people. Hell on Earth. You go in, you don’t come out.
I only just escaped Scremerston with my life
by AVVCB December 20, 2021
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Schumer Paradox

A paradox (one (such as a person, situation, or action) having seemingly contradictory qualities or phases) in which said person (Amy Schumer, that one girl named carly etc.) misinterprets charming personality traits, making unfunny jokes and saying weird hurtful things, assuming that all failures are a result of "not doing it good enough;" perpetuating an eternal cycle of false feedback.
P1 "You know that one chick in english who tries waaay too hard?" P2 "Oh yeah homies stuck in a Schumer Paradox
by Wodentheallfather April 9, 2022
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Von Scheer

A word to describe when someone's nipples stick out outrageously.
Friend 1: Man, its cold In here. I'm gonna get a Von Scheer.

Friend 2: Look again...

Friend 1: Oh, shit!
by Scrotti October 31, 2011
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Protein retention scheme

The act of consuming one's own semen to retain the proteins within it.
Person 1: Hey bro how do you get so much protein?
Person 2: I use the protein retention scheme
by SexFuelledManiacUwU January 5, 2023
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ponzitronic scheme

to perpetrate a ponzi scheme utilizing the internet or some other electronic means. ponzi ponzi scheme ponzi crawl
Adam came up with some crazy ponzitronic scheme to make money. Paid Autosurf and AdSurfDaily would be proud.
by charles wilson II January 15, 2009
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