Double fisted thigh slapper

A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.

Also called a DFTS.

Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.

Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.

by DoubleFistedThighSlapper January 29, 2019

mackerel snapper

A Roman Catholic. Midly pejorative or humorous. Refers to the former Catholic custom of abstaining from meat on Fridays, and hence eating fish.

The mackerel snappers think the Pope is cool, even though he wears a dress.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

sapper thumb

when you are fucking a girl doggy style you stick your thumb in her ass

She went crazy when I gave her the sapper thumb

by Tak7671 September 25, 2006

Scuppers the Sailor Dawg

A bad ass, mo fo, biatch from the kid's book Scuppers the Sailor Dog by Margret Wise Brown who sails the deep green sea having many righteous adventures.

Scuppers the Sailor Dawg popped a cap in yo pirate ass.

by Bin Der Dun Dat October 17, 2008

scrapper

someone who is very good at fighting and coming out of a fight winning

Jordan is a scrapper, he fought with the quarterback and won

by Nooneuneedtoknow July 1, 2009

scrapper

Someone who looks small but is really wired and can kick some major ass even though he doesn't look like it.

They started pickin on that guy over there and the little scrapper took 'em all.

by skippy88 December 28, 2005

Scalper

A Bitchass that buys everything and sells everything on 3 times the price

Person1: Dude I can't buy a PS5
Person2: It's because of those fat-fucks scalpers we can't buy anything, even a video card that was supposed to be 299$

by ethanyuh March 20, 2021