Seattleite

Noun: Any they/them/it or person that lives within the state of Washington.

adjective: living in or coming from the state of Washington.

Example Sentences: Hey did you hear that Kris was a Seattleite ,it is so sad there's no cure for him.

by Korben 5th E March 31, 2025

SATELLITE

the best song on the planet earth made by dc the don

CAN YOU COME BE MY SATELLITE?

by Wasauce July 4, 2025

satellite

Someone who constantly follows you wherever you go

Ever since we started hanging out, Jane's been like my personal satellite, always trailing behind me wherever I go!

by Emotional Cruiser November 14, 2025

Satellite phone

that thing that will charge you 20$ for a 5 min phone call.

that satellite phone is draining my wallet!

by LTS Studio January 13, 2026

The Satellite Effect

When you arrive in a new place you’ve never been before and are immediately struck by how attractive everyone is there. Believing it to be ya better than where you are from.

Like a satellite staring down at Earth admiring it for its beauty. Not knowing the truth/reality...

P1 - “Oh man the girls in Vancouver are incredible! Way better than the girls here...“

P2 - “Ah yes, you’re experiencing the satellite effect”

by CJLT April 21, 2020

Sex Satellite

SatelliteS that look at your private parts while ur sitting in ur existence.

I was trying to listen to my show and when I spread my legs to stretch I heard a whole hoe say DAYUMMM and that when I knew I was being watched by a sex satellite and and an ugly bitch.

by Whitehotgwap August 27, 2023

80-foot satellite dish syndrome

Anyone who is very frustrated when something lags.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GAME IS LAGGING😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬👿👿👿
jeez take it easy you have 80-foot satellite dish syndrome
you're right i'll go eat some wheat crunchies

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024