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Satanic Ritual Abuse (SRA)

Satanic ritual abuse is a severe form of abuse by Satanists. The abuse can be of different terrible types.
There is a 1992 FBI Cult Watch report on Satanic Ritual Abuse (SRA).
by ScienceBurt February 2, 2020
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Tween Safari

While driving in your car, hunting down attractive young teenagers. It is acceptable to yell "TWEEN" as you drive by, as loud as possible, if said tween is indeed hot. Or unusually goobery looking.
"Dude, wanna play Tween Safari?"

"I saw so many hot tweens while playing Tween Safari today."
by Hot4Tweens December 25, 2009
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Spiritual satanism

Is a type of satanism that believes that there is a real being they call satan who really created the universe and the christian God is an inposter. That satan is all good and that all sensual pleasures are good.
by Deep blue 2012 January 14, 2010
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samaritan

A Catholic school in Preston, a suburb of Melbourne, Australia with a high Muslim population to the point where the actual Catholics don't go to school on Islamic holidays due to the decline in attendence.
A school where the dodgy teachers only last 3 months, to get some experience in their first year out of teacher's college, before having a mental breakdown and moving on to greener pastures (even if they are rolling across them in straightjackets).
A school which spends money on things like self promotion when there is nothing of value to promote (see the recently decommissioned purple and yellow "Samaritan tram" as a case in point). Despite the fact that the school oval is an oblong and the basketball court has no basketball rings.
A school which spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on a lift for disabled students, got the archbishop in to bless it, and saw the only disabled student leave the school.
A school that tried to enforce uniform standards and got the response "Sir, are you trying to make this like a rich school or sumfink?" No child, that's impossible...

Samaritan, pretension is our aim!
"Come on boys, let's have a kick on the oblong..."

"I'm not getting on that fuckin' tram, leh"
by lmbloodbath April 26, 2005
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sagaritis

A rare disease caused in during the early weeks after fertilization when there are 3 extra chromosomes present in the zygote. This rare form of chromosomal disorder causes you to suffer from facial deformities, mental retardation, and frequent diarrhea. This is a serious disorder and victims of this disease must be monitored closely to insure their survival. Failing to follow instructions given by the doctor monitoring may cause the victim to die or be in critical condition.
This disorder, along with many others such as down syndrome and turner's syndrome, currently have no cure, babies born with these disorders are very unfortunate. Scientists are currently studying this disorder and trying to come up with a cure for it.
We are all very fortunate to be away from such diseases.
oh my, im afraid you suffer from sagaritis
by the smart person. March 26, 2009
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Like Safari

When you go on a spree of 'liking' a wide variety of pages on Facebook when you are bored.
I was really bored at work yesterday and i went on a Like Safari, and i 'liked' pages like 'Ass' and 'Sneaking a Toke at Work'
by dndn95 May 13, 2011
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sanari

The name Sanari is a girl who is thicker than a snicker. Cardi B could never. She also is a really loud girl who has a giant ass forehead. She loves banging her forehead with metal bottles. She loves Summer Walker. She can fight and is most likely a Gemini.
“Do you know that girl Sanari?”
“Yea”
“SHE THICK AF
“LIKE CARDI B COULD NEVER”
by ahitaf October 7, 2019
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