Sameeh

Trust me never fall for this guys words he is one of those person who’ll approach u and make u think he cares for u a lot but in reality he just uses u to get others and soon as that’s done he’ll start talking shit about you he is one of those fat and short guy who people usually wanna be friend with just because he thinks he’s popular he’ll show attitude to others

Omg is that sameeh last time he cheated me

by Urfakefriendclueismssralcra April 30, 2023

Sameed

A very smart and handsome boy who smokes a lot of weed.

You’re dumb but you’re also a Sameed.

by Reggie8282 June 8, 2019

smere

1)To smoke pot or be high, especially in Marin or Berkeley.

2)Another name for Cannabis.

3)An insult related to a womans vaginal testing.

See:smear

1)Man that Afghani turtle had us all smered on Bastille day.

2)Lets go to the headlands and get smered.

3)Persian people are spoiled brat smeres.

4)Mike and Dwight smoke smere in el smere daily.

by Dwight August 3, 2005

Sammered

To be hammered, but more Sam-like. Usually people with the name Sam are more prone to becoming sammered, but it's quickly becoming very popular for anyone, regardless of their name to become sammered.

Dude, I'm so totally sammered.

by Samantha Tyne June 11, 2008

Sameem

A little bitch. All they do is hide behind a computer screen and says all the shit they want but won't say it to your face. All bark but no bite. They are weak as hell. Never does anything expect sleep, eat and game (yes, that means no showering). They never change clothes, they will wear the same pair for over a month or maybe even more. They only play League of Legends (fits because they are so toxic). They always want to start something, they will try to but when they get called out for it, it "suddenly" wasn't what they intended. The only thing they are good at is feeding off of is people's sympathy. Instead of working on they faults, they will blame everyone else and continue to believe they did nothing wrong and that they are in the right. They are only in a friend group to fill space, they are better off not in the group to being with. They are HUGE flakers, they will flake any chance they get. They are basically toxic, horrible people.

BEWARE, THEY WILL WASTE YOUR TIME

Person A: "I am gonna go play with Sameem tonight."
Person B: "Don't do it man, he is gonna flake or be a toxic ass teammate. Plus, he is shit at any game he plays."

by NotoriousG July 11, 2020

Sameed

The hardest guy in brum.I wouldn't beef him EVER and don't think he's quiet because he don't talk.He also has a lot of respect for girls and would never hit a girl he's asian but black from the waist below(he has a big nigga dick)he can also be a dickhead sometimes because he'll get your girl in his dms and fuck her that same day.

"Yes yes sameed"

by Suck your nans left toe June 14, 2017

Shamered

To be both shitfaced and hammered during a long exposure to alcohol.

I was completely Shamered at the party last night

by Meston February 20, 2009