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Crab Swaggering

When fucking retards that all look exactly the same in a hard-core band squat down with their legs spread and shift from side to side while playing the bottom string of their bass or guitar. Resembles shitting your pants. Also, thrusting your head forwards and backwards is optional.
Guy One: Why are they all shitting their pants like that?
Guy Two: They aren't, they're just crab swaggering.
by CysCys March 14, 2010
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Cat Shagger

imma shag a cat because im shane dawson the cat shagger
by GMO Free October 2, 2019
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Droid X Swagger

Noun. ( Duhr-oyhd ehxxx Sawaggurr)

A word that with origins in Northern California. Apparently the story goes, that one day some some gentleman with irresistable swagger became appalled after he saw that little 7th grade girls had the same iphone that he had. Upon seeing this, he immediately made dua and looked for alternatives, was disgusted by the blackberry's over-marketed gayness, saw that the HTC EVos were better, but still wack, and through the grace of God, was pointed in the direction of Droid X.

This divine instruction to take upon the drioid X created a whirlwind of swagger never seen before, and consequently created a world-wide phenomenon.

Bill Clinton claimed that posession of this characteristic can solve world poverty, and consequently drank a bunch of kool-aid to celebrate.
Basically, you bust out the Droid, you know you're the shit, because you be drippin that Droid X Swagger.
by some flippin baller October 20, 2010
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Swagger Chick

A fine looking girl with a hell of a lot of swagg, that makes boys quiver.
by Swaggz December 22, 2009
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swaggerdon

the 'don' of swagger, basically the person with the most swagger you'll ever meet.
that guy is pretty swish...hes a complete swaggerdon
by Anj.P December 24, 2009
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Sageer/Sagheer

People with this name are competent, practical, and often obtain great power and wealth. They tend to be successful in business and commercial affairs, and are able to achieve great material dreams. Because they often focus so strongly on business and achievement, they may neglect their private lives and relationships.
I wanna be a Sageer/Sagheer in dah future.
by Niggurhwuzhere April 22, 2018
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Southern California Swagger

Someone who is very relaxed, not involved in drama, good at what he does but not too cocky about it.
Tron-He's dumb nice at baseball, but he is mad cool
Eric- It's his Southern California Swagger.
by CRAZYLEGS#23 May 13, 2009
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