sanders

A sanders is a person who can tell it like it is while having the balls to do what he wants when he wants. He is a made man who has finally made it to the big time, a true baller. A real sanders exhibits an exuberant knowledge the finer things in life that are often not experienced by common society, such as an eye for fine automobiles, a refined taste in women and is a cannabis connoisseur.

Hey bro, you looked like a true sanders when you were yolkin that maro with a J hangin' off your lip.

Only a true sanders could roll a joint like Bob Marly.

Wow, look at those two fine beezys with the homie!Hes sure is one hell of a sanders!

by Yadda Fiendizz Stickydankis December 16, 2008

Barry Sanders

The next Chuck Norris....just you wait.

Chuck Norris can go to Burger King and get a Big Mac. Barry Sanders can run past Burger King and steal Chuck Norris' Big Mac.

by 1idgofr December 17, 2008

Colonel Sanders

The "Colonel Sanders" is when your girlfriend or wife gives you oral sex. You cum above her upper lip and make a mustache. Then you put a little on her chin, for the goatee.

There are a couple variations to this:

A "Colonel Sanders with a Pearl Tooth" is the above action but when your partner smiles, you squeeze a little cum on her front tooth.

A "Colonel Sanders with a Monacle" is the above action and you put the last bit of cum in her eye.

He wanted to surprise his girlfriend so he gave her the Colonel Sanders last night.

by thecolonel-2010 October 14, 2010

Saudered

The act of an older man creeping and touching younger women thinking they can get away with it because they have a grey bush.

Gramps over there just saudered that hot chick.

by chanmann January 9, 2009

Sander

Lowkey thick, kinda sus and a hint of retardednes

Sander is a true nutter

by Snadder69gay November 8, 2021

Matthew Sanders

The real name of M Shadows, lead singer of Avenged Sevenfold

"look, there's Matthew Sanders!"

"fuck sake, it's M Shadows you div!"

by Mel Vengeance ;) May 28, 2008

Bernie sanders

A guy who wears mittens and sits in a chair.

I'm surprised the bernie sanders definition wasn't flooded with memes already.

by udontknowmeidontknowu January 25, 2021