RUTS

Acronym for “Resist Urge To Scratch” When your asshole itches like crazy about an hour after you shit because you didn’t wipe good enough. If you successfully make it back to the restroom and finish wiping, your underwear and finger will thank you later.

I failed at RUTS and now my pants are brown. Fuck, I gotta go home and change.

by Combat Carl98 November 19, 2018

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Rut is a calm girl, with a well-furnished head, who knows how to act in difficult times. Also, she is very pretty and sexy! She gives a good image to anyone who goes with her, she is a love. Of course, you need a Rut in your life!

Meet a Rut to be happy

by the communist girl ;) November 23, 2021

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The best girlfriend you could ever ask for

I love Rut i could never see myself without her

by VLEESHAMER October 4, 2019

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Rut is the most smart girl you know and shes more gorgeous girl in your class

Rut is easy to love because she is funny, athletic and smart

She has the body any girl will want and if you mess with her she will kick your ass off

Rut is so perfect
I wish I could be like her!!

by iloveyall... March 8, 2019

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In baseball, the spot where a homerun lands when the pitcher throws a cookie to the batter.

Baseball Announcer: Here's the pitch... that ball is hit a long way... it's GONE!
Color Commentator: Astro, from the Jetsons, would say that ball wound up in the rut-row.

by malthewiz May 11, 2022

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