Best Roommate

Tracy, otherwise known as Ashley's roommate.

"Tracy, you are the best roommate ever!" says Ashley.

by Ashley April 21, 2005

roommate switch

When two couples are having sex in the same room, switch partners after finishing and then repeat the act.

"Dan and Colin always pull the roommate switch after parties."

by Stephen Vassen January 11, 2008

Turkish Roommate

The act of waiting for someone (usually a roommate you hate) to fall asleep, and then shitting on both sides of their pillow so that no matter which way they turn their head while sleeping they get covered in your feces creating a dirty shit-beard. It helps to eat a gratuitous amount of Taco Bell beforehand.

Chris- "man, did you see Brant? He looked like Rick Ross if his beard was made of diarrhea"
Rob- " Yeah I gave his sorry ass a Turkish Roommate, that cheesy 5-layer burrito looks good on him though"

by cockaflockaflames June 18, 2011

rooteater

a gay male lawyer called Radphag

Radphag ordered dessert with a twinkle.

by Radphag February 17, 2004

Roommate Tax

When living with roommates this is a tax that all roommates share with another. It is when one roommate needs a favor or just calls it for shits and giggles. However, it can only be used once a month. When a roommate calls roommate tax it MUST be followed through with unless life threatening. The roommate being called roommate tax on can not call the same tax on that roommate. Not until next month.

I had a really long day at work today and don't want to make super, I call roommate tax on Mike to make supper!

I don't feel like doing my laundry... hey Mike, I call roommate tax for you to do my laundry.

by A-Malogna June 17, 2010

canadian roommates

Two men sharing a room and woman.

e.g. Eskimo Brothers

Those two guys moved in with this chick and became Canadian Roommates

by Lannin September 17, 2020

Best roomates

I’ve had the pleasure of knowing my roomates for over two years now, and I can promise you there is no one else I would rather live with. Kat, Nicole and Rachel are the only people I would ever want to live with. Therefor they take the leading definition for the term “best roomates”

You know who has the best roomates

Answer: Yasmine

by Barbra cartrum September 2, 2022