how I roll

A justification for how someone behaves

Brendan: Hey Rob, why are you at a 20% in science?
Rob: Because I don't hand in any homework
Brendan: Why?
Rob: Because that's how I roll.

by Brendan Frank Wozniak May 13, 2006

Soggy Egg Roll

The term given to a asain dude in wheel chair that intentionally gets locked out in the rain or pushed into a swimming pool.

Well Han, you lost the bet so you're going to have to spend the rest of the party as a Soggy Egg Roll.

by Ranchgirls November 26, 2020

fruit roll job

The act of wrapping a fruit roll up around your dick and receiving a blow job.

Dude, Stacey would not give me head last night until I gave into a fruit roll job.

by FruityDMan January 28, 2014

Cinna Roll

When you blow a load in a girls mouth, then she flips you over, spits in your bum then eats the warm white goo, like frosting off a cinnamon roll.

“Bro, this sorority girl gave me the craziest Cinna Roll I’ve ever had last night. It left me tingling.”

by Daddypengy January 19, 2018

pocket roll

Quite simply, a dinner roll that is kept in your pocket. Usually found at buffets where there isn’t enough room for more than one roll on the plate, and pockets become a convenient way to carry additional dinner rolls.

Billy had a pocket roll in his breast pocket, and pulled it out and took a bite.

by Billy Alexander October 24, 2019

philly roll

A large wad of cash, typically wrapped in at least one $100 bill on the outside. So-called because the $100 shows Ben Franklin on one side and Independence Hall on the other, thus "Philly."

Man, he's flashing that philly roll around to impress the girls.

by PhillyGuy89 October 31, 2009

Roll out the pink carpet

To offer sex as a form of gratitude or atonement.

As gratitude:

Jeff: "I helped your sister get her car out of a snow bank last night"

Mike: "Thanks dude, that's cool of you"

Jeff: "No need to thank me, she rolled out the pink carpet"

Mike: "What?!"

As atonement:

Jeff: "Fern borrowed my new car and scratched the damn paint!"

Mike: "Did she roll out the pink carpet?"

Jeff: "Damn right she did!"

by UncleJeffy February 3, 2010