crust rocket

when you have not washed your penis for about a week and your rocket gets crusty

aw man I got a crust rocket

by esketti esketti your mom's spa September 06, 2018

Rocket Drop

A massive turd that shoots straight out the asshole as soon as one is seated on the shitter. Blasting like a Titan II rocket from a silo.

I no sooner was seated and I did the rocket drop. Straight out. No remnants and no splash down.

by Dick Onchin April 18, 2020

Sausage Rocket

The midnight flight between McMurray and Toronto, which is almost always full of guys. Much like a sausage party.

Murray and Bruce quite enjoyed taking the ol' sausage rocket.

by sausage rocket express November 30, 2012

PASTA ROCKET

pasta rocket-any italian powered motor vehicle,such as a motorcycle,car, or boat.

"That Ducati 1098 is one fast pasta rocket"

by TheFlyingSicilian March 16, 2009

Dirt Rocket

A particularly impressive bowel movement.

Come check out this epic Dirt Rocket that I just droppped!

by barfy November 07, 2008

Rocket Balling

Quidditch for Muggles. The muggle will wear 2 rockets on feet for flight, and one on a hand for stability.

As defined by Giggs in Game Over where he wishes for his "N****z to be Rocket Balling."

by Halacris February 21, 2011

lap rocket

another word for a penis, weiner, boner, etc.

I porked 500 babes in the course of a day and my lap rocket was completely worn out.
Not even the biggest, blackest boner compares to my lap rocket.

by Wes S September 06, 2005