Riff Jinx

When two people, whilst engaged in the rapid exchange of witty banter, whether verbally or via text, respond with the exact same answer at the exact same time, thus causing a jinx. Because it occurs during banter or “riffing” it’s considered a riff jinx. Typically it’s something uber obscure or inside joke related, and is most common when the two parties are twin brains.

Greg: This 80’s song quiz is super easy.

Greg and Becky (simultaneously): Like Sunday morning.

Becky: Whoa, a riff jinx!!

Greg: How does that happen?

Becky: We’re just two twin brains, twinning.

by RackHansen June 7, 2022

Riff

The orange/green dinosaur character from Barney and Friends. He is usually seen with BJ. He is a big music fan.

"I always have music in my head!" - Riff

by Dee96 September 16, 2010

Riff God

Someone who has mastered the art of riffing.

Talking to normies makes me feel like a riff god, they think I’m so creative and funny!

by seaPud December 22, 2022

usual riffs

a mediocre viewpoint, nothing valuebale

The usual riffs on Twitter and Instagram.

by Koi Tong June 17, 2024

Riff

A bong or joint hit.

Hey Shaggy, let me take a riff off that bang.

by Giant Jerkoff July 12, 2017

Riff

What Kanye sings in on Runaway

Bruh did you hear Kanye's riff-talk in Runaway.

by baklav February 8, 2019

Riff raffing

Nonsense. Undesirable actions towards an individual or group of people

There was way too much riff raffing at the piano bar so Dana decide to go back home to the hotel to relax.

by ChiselChest November 22, 2017