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Poop of No Return

When you're close enough to your destination that it doesn't make sense to stop and poop, but far enough from home that you wouldn't have been able to go before you left.
Bill passed the rest stop and tightened his grip on the steering wheel. It was going to be close, since he was 15 minutes from his grandma's house, but he had passed the Poop of No Return.
by milkacows_mom April 8, 2010
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return of the Real

Term used by psychoanalysts, especially Lacanians, for the eruption into social life of impulses or phenomena which have been repressed from the symbolic order in the process of the formation of a master-signifier. The excluded element is not destroyed but returns in a form which is incomprehensible and terrifying. A "return of the Real" is a sudden eruption and interruption which spectacularly reveals the contingency of social relations and shatters fixed certainties.

For instance, Slavoj Zizek analysed September 11th as a "return of the Real": the repressed fundamentalist impulse which was the hidden outcome of the US's own activities produced an explosive and terrifying result which rocked people's identities and the existing political framework.
A reworking of the return of the repressed.

Doesn't make as much sense outside Lacanian ontology, because the violence and negativity of the "return of the Real" are crucial to its use as a concept. One can reconfigure it to some extent if one suggests that the social order makes its own Real, so that the phrase "return" is simply figurative.
by Andy May 7, 2004
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rathunter

an incarcerated individual with no gang affiliation who is employed by rival gangs to seek out and harm, typically by a razor blade attack, fellow inmates.
I heard that when Lincoln was locked up he was a rathunter and slice many dudes.
by Brandon Maurice Williams March 15, 2005
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Retouch

What preppy girls and scene boys do to their facebook pictures to make themselves look more attractive.
Isn't Katie usually a pizzaface?

Yeah, her picture's totally retouched.
by Enigmatical November 10, 2010
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return tapes

unf, unf did you see that picture of Adam Lambert? it made me want to return tapes
by ka4real November 20, 2009
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Returning the Favor

The act of performing filatio in return for the opposite member giving cunnalingus, or vise versa
'And she didn't even return the favor? what a bitch!'

'Her BJ was so good, i had to return the favor... even though she tasted like tuna'
by DespairChild July 6, 2004
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can i return it?

a smart-ass response usually to an authority figure you've pissed off. often in response to something along the lines of "you've just bought yourself a week of detention" or something else you clearly don't want but have somehow purchased.
coach: that's enough outta you, maggot! you just bought yourself another lap!

gym student: uh...can i return it?
by Xxpoison kissesxX May 10, 2011
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