tp regrets

The act of saving money on cheap toilet paper resulting in instant pain the first time one wipes.(may result in loss of blood from anus)

That white cloud toilet paper isn't so soft! I already got the tp regrets, looks like I need stitches now.

by Hodgescw July 9, 2015

monke Regret

Regret.

monke regret wife gone

by Monke good June 14, 2021

Nap Regret

When you take a nap thinking it will cure tiredness / your life and you wake up feeling worse than before.

Woke up with severe nap regret after trying to squeeze in a quick one before going out

by kevmunro February 18, 2015

facepost regret

When friends post things to friend's walls and then delete them hoping to catch it before pissing them off, not realizing that most people with smart phones got the message before it even hit facebook.

facepost regret post something to your wall like : "Get off your soapbox!!" (meaning, I didn't vote the same as you in the last election)

by allyandfriends October 28, 2009

future regret

The feeling that overcomes you when you know
the action you are about to undertake will have
severe repercussions at a later date.

Hoping to postpone the consequences of a
stupid act to a later date when you have had time
to reflect on it.

I know my wife will blow a gasket, and there will be
a high price to pay in future regret, but I'm going
to buy that Jeep!

by jsd9632 December 30, 2011

Forget Regret

Forgetting is better than Regretting.

I'd rather forget all my mistakes than regret them for my entire life. That's why we should all forget regret.

by SharkGoesMoo May 3, 2018

Bender Regrets

It's a term that refers to when you are super hungover, snaking out from DTs, stuck in a town or place you don't want to be, feeling sorry for yourself, regretting all the shit you did to get to this place after a bender.

Baby, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have taken off on you, I'm sick and sorry and just want to be home with you.

Don't baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.

by BenderRegrets2015 March 20, 2016