regretti

The state of remorse after eating too much pasta

"Oh man, I'm having from serious regretti right now"
"Dude, did you eat to much pasta again?"

by Silkmintt June 26, 2017

regretamin

Another derogatory term for ketamine. specifically denotes a k sesh that results in embarrassment or regret.

"Bobby mate how'd you get all those fag burns on your face??"
"errrr.....that'll be the regretamin"

by mandingo89 July 25, 2009

Great Regression

The social regression of the United States between 2016 and 2019 where the two opposing sides are the Democrats and the Republicans fighting over political nonsense.

The Great Regression has no end in sight.

by Doctor WTF May 24, 2019

regretrospect

Thinking about something you did and in "retrospect" regretting it.

By the way thought of this after seeing the "expression" (not even a word) fucking retrospect. Seems kinda crude. Challenge folks to be me more creative!

Two guys talking several weeks after a wild night out in Vegas.

Hey man you okay, you don't look so good.

Yeah, I sorta picked something up in Vegas that didn't stay in Vegas. In regretrospect I should have run from the tequilla shooter girl...

by Commoguy July 10, 2011

Regresshman

When a person attending university or college grows more immature--reaching the level of a high school freshman--during their attendance.

Though Ryan was a college senior, he exhibited the typical behavior of a regresshman, namely the complete lack of social graces and worldly knowledge.

by figglelicious February 25, 2017

Regret Train

An event that takes place after you pleasure yourself to some questionable shit. The event starts immediately after climax, in which you feel nothing but shame and regret and sometimes even suicidal urges. The event could last up to entire weeks before the "Train" derails.

After jerking off to pictures of people in the yearbook and to pictures of my aunt, the Regret Train hit hard. I immediately started attempting many different types of suicide.

by I put pp in your coke December 3, 2017

premature regretulation

A situation in which you are about to engage in sexual relations with someone who is so ugly, boring, or otherwise unappealing that you regret the decision before you have even removed your clothes.

He was so drunk last night that premature regretulation couldn't stop him from hooking up with that butterball.

by murrayw76 April 1, 2009