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needs a date with a razor

A guy who looks like he needs a shave!
Did you see that good looking guy over there? Yeah, but he sure needs a date with a razor!
by Gamecocklady May 6, 2014
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Rafool

A take on the common MexiRican name, Raul, except this Raul is foolish. Can be substituted for Racruel, if the Raul is very, very cruel, or Racool, if the Raul is alright.
Tebebe: "Shut up, Rafool. I've had enough of your shenanigans."
Raul: "Oh my god, Teb."
by A Breed of Sushi January 22, 2009
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dirty racoon

This is when you take your girlfriend outside and roll her around in the mud ... You finish by giving her two black eyes and knocking over her thrash cans
"Cindy was driving me nuts last night while I was trying to watch the game so I took her outside and gave her an dirty racoon"
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Racoon Man

A person native to the Montgomery County Area outside of DC, but runs all over the place. He's some sort of marathon runner, and runs across county every day. Has this one long, nasty, wide, blonde dreadlock commin off his head about two feet. Is rumored to be mentally challenged and has been arrested for running in the nude. He also does not stop for cars, so watch out.
Did you see the Racoon Man today?
Yeah, that dread is gross.
by BeRaddyRad October 6, 2006
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razorblade

A shit so painful it feels like a razorblade is coming out of your ass.
You ever shit a razorblade, it fucking hurts.
by ForceGrip86 May 12, 2011
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Razor Tag

A euphemism for the phenomenon in prisons in which convicts viciously slice each other with razors.
Criminal 1:Hmm, the tedium of this prison system and my disinterest in literature are not a good combination.

Criminal 2: A likely predicament, friend. I think it is high time for some friendly sportsmanship.

Both Crimals: RAZOR TAG!
by YakLeader9 March 26, 2010
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Razorcheese

A person who accidentally/purposefully watches their brother in the bath.
Razorcheese: Guys guys guys, i just went to the toilet and my brother was in the bath naked!
Friend: You knew he was is there didnt you Razorcheese
by Frank Lapedus June 6, 2011
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