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oklahoma toaster rancher

An inbred meth addict of the trailerpark variety whos only possessions are stolen toasters, most are disassembled and reassembled on a nightly basis and used to manufacture more meth, while found in many states oklahoma seems to be the most frequent
You dont want to go to walmart after midnight, thats when the oklahoma toaster ranchers come out
by Wort!Wort!Wort! May 10, 2018
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Cattle rancher

A chubby chasing dude, who tries to play multiple fat girls at once.
Isn't that guy dating 2 other fat girls? Yeah, I think he's a cattle rancher.
by Troglodyte the PA March 24, 2019
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Team Rancher

The duo name (or sometimes ship name, in a character context since shipping those CCs isn't okay.) of Solidaritygaming and Tangotek. They met in double life and are adorable. Absolutely best friends. Figured this deserved a definition since Flower Husbands is on here. Pulsar picture to represent my love towards them.
Me: "I ship Team Rancher's characters more than Flower Husbands, to be honest."
My friend: "Who dat?" (They watch Grian and Ldshadowlady.)
Me: Shows them a picture.
My friend: "Yeah, they look happier than the Flower Husbands one you showed me earlier."
by The Neutron Star October 1, 2023
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Jolly rancher cum shot

When a man puts a jolly rancher in his dick hole and cums, making it multi-colored.
Hey try something new with your partner, like the Jolly Rancher Cum Shot. I tried it, was fun, but hurt a lottt
by Joe Mamamaama May 6, 2021
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Huber rancher

The act of defecating on ones self when trying to flatulate.
Oh no! I feel a fart coming on. I pushed too hard which resulted in a Huber Rancher!
by Dirty underwear July 3, 2016
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Honda rancher 420

A Honda rancher 420 is a 4x4 utility atv and is a all around tuff four wheeler can tackle many terrains and is even resilient enogh to be wrecked into telephone cable anchor and still be good enough to ride home minus minor injuries.
I was trying to watch my friend ride his Honda recon when all the sudden my Honda rancher 420 tried to throw me off after hitting a telephone pole cable anchor.
by Eatthat445 February 12, 2019
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jolly ranchered

when a man shits a ton of little poops into a chicks mouth, and then she vomits the shit and her early breakfast back into the man's asshole
Yoo, dog I jolly ranchered this girl, and she fucking vomited all over my designer clothes, what a bitch.
by laikario March 9, 2021
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