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R. Kelly 

The old man down the street is an R. Kelly, because he tried to rape my little sister in the playground.
R. Kelly by kid October 30, 2003

R. Kelly Lemonade 

When a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and simulates a cheese grater on your dick, and then fills her mouth with lemon juice and salt to get in the wounds.
"My girl just got braces, we're about to make some R. Kelly Lemonade"
R. Kelly Lemonade by belent November 13, 2017

R. Kelly 

The king of R&B. Somoene who is more hated in America than Bin Laden. People don't recognize that R Kelly is the one who keeps R&B ALIVE, otherwise it would have been dead. He's facing trial with child pornography...and i hope that he won't go to jail.
R. Kelly is the shit. Neither Usher nor Bobby Brown can be compared to him. He's just the king!!!
R. Kelly by Benvindo Mabiala October 16, 2007

R. Kelly'd 

to pluck the apples before they've dropped. The Stealing of a childs inocense or the popping of a cherry also reffered to as 'Garry Glittered'
'So I saw on her bus pass that she was only 14' 'so what did u do?' 'I R'kelly'd her innit!'
R. Kelly'd by Foul J August 30, 2005

r. Kelly 

MAN R. Kelly is awsome, I don't know why yall are baggin on him, at least he can rape... I mean rap, better then JA-RULE

SUP JOHN :) AND SHAWN!
r. Kelly by A-M-A-R April 9, 2003

R. Kelly 

A nasty prick who fucks females whom
are too young for him. An incog-negro who slaps down the race card when it suits him. A rich asshole who will
look the community (camera) in the eye and say: "don't believe you're lyin' eyes. Believe me!"
Most African-American professional
athletes (especially the NBA), and
Robert Kelly (pedophile
extraordinaire)
R. Kelly by RichieRich July 30, 2003