Queld

someone who always says bullshit and silly things but thinks that he's funny

'' Hey,Imagine if shit had feet '' ahahha '' What are you talking about , you Queld ! ? ''

by woolheiser March 19, 2016

quelp

A person with an obnoxious voice and/or personality. Can include, but not limited to, ugly, stupid, or annoying people.

Pronunciation can differ from "qwelp" to something like "kelp".

What a stupid prick! He's such a quelp.

She never shuts up about her cats. Stupid quelp...

by FLCL May 31, 2005

quelch

A creature, male or female, which is constantly chasing and/or hording cock

no example needed, we all know who they are...

by Candice May 19, 2003

quell bummage

(Pronounced, 'Kell boo-majh')

Definition: Major bummer. Total drag. Accept the inevitable.

He: Dude, I tried my best to get tickets to Tool but they were, like, totally sold out...

She: Quell bummage!

He: Totally, dude, yeah, like, what a fu**kin' bummer, man...

by Have the T-Shirt December 14, 2008

Quellfack

To explode in an obscene sounding mouth ejaculation of epic proportions. Generally a sound of disbelief.

"Hey."
"Hi."
"Your mother!"
*Quellfack*

COMMENCE LOLFISH!

by Commander Klenesheitz October 22, 2009

Quellie

(n.) An unmarked car that multiple people utilize to distribute drugs to a community so that the police do not have an easy way to track the dealers

I was arrested the other night for ridin in my quellie with the lights off.

Leave the quellie on the corner of Texas and Western and I'll pick it up.

by shaniqua27 October 2, 2012

quelia

a pathological liar; someone who lies for no apparent reason

“Ugh you’re such a Quelia”, or “You know you tend to be a bit of a Quelia...”

by peymoney June 23, 2018