Definitions by FLCL

quelp

A person with an obnoxious voice and/or personality. Can include, but not limited to, ugly, stupid, or annoying people.

Pronunciation can differ from "qwelp" to something like "kelp".

What a stupid prick! He's such a quelp.

She never shuts up about her cats. Stupid quelp...

quelp by FLCL May 31, 2005