chocolate potion

Black Sperm

BBC give chocolate potion

by Saafireeyy June 14, 2011

Vladmir Putin

Some thirsty mofo who wants world domination

Vladmir Putin: We've seized Crimea, and now we've got Ukraine, nothing can stop me now from world domination MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 😈😈
Secretary: Uh- Mr. Putin
Vladmir Putin: WHAT, WHAT??? Can't you see I'm having my evil moment???
Secretary: Yes Mr. Putin, but to your dismay, Ukraine is winning the war.
Vladmir Putin: I-

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 27, 2022

Puti

A minangkabau tribe languange name for princess or a noble woman.

Usually she is elegant and smart.

She got the first rank again in last semester
Yeah, she is puti though

by Sayonaraforever September 28, 2018

Potion

It's an unknown martini that can contain anything that can get you drunk, Get you high, Kill you, Or all the above.

Better freebase some more potion, Get the petrol.

by El Vato Montana August 26, 2006

Putin

Vladimir Putin — the botox-pumped balding ex-KGB dwarf, who started out his post-Soviet career by laundering stolen Saint Petersburg city treasury funds (just search SPAG and case №144128) and racketeering casinos. As of the year 2000 he became a "president", covering crime bosses, oligarchs and corrupt government officials working together to build tasteless mansions, buy private yachts and property all over the world, as well as making sure that non-corrupt officials, journalists and cops would put up or shut up (those who didn't, got imprisoned or happened to accidentally slip in the shower or get shot/poisoned/stabbed). For 20 years has been winning "elections" and comparing penises and military budget sizes with the US instead of investing money in making healthcare and education suck less.

There's quite a bunch of things in this world that stay the same, no matter how much the conditions change: such as speed of light, gravitational acceleration, mass of basic chemical elements and Putin being a president.

by Admiral_Bongo October 28, 2020

putinani

another name for cooter or cooch or in other words, vagina

"my putinani itches like hell"

by drinkingteamND January 13, 2008

mana potion

a potion, usually blue, that restores a characters MP or MANA. Very typical in RPG's.

Oh no, my mage is running out of MP. he needs a mana potion if he wants to cast any more thunder spells

by krevin April 29, 2007