Peef

Shorthand for a "pee-fart", a peef is a fart that sneaks out when you go pee. While many will restrain their public urination to avoid embarrassment, painfully reducing their stream to a mere trickle, embracing the peef and letting it rip will result in a much better flow and an all-around more enjoyable experience. When executed properly, a peef will be accompanied by a lazy, droopy smile.

Before the duel of his life, D'Artagnan placed his sword against a tree, turned his back to the crowd, and untied his drawstring. The crowd stood by, at first hearing a only trickle, before D'Artagnag released his signature battle cry - the proud trumpet of a peef echoing through the woods. Some later claimed the smell of death in the air overpowered them that day, while others said it was a vast improvement over whatever D'Artagnan had had for dinner the night before.

by Peef-for-Peace August 18, 2020

deep pleef

the sound a bird makes while fucking.

that bird is having a deep pleef

by thejfactor32 November 20, 2019

peef

A male queef. Usually a squeeky noise. Formed from air trapped within the urethra.

Yo nigga I heard Francis peefed in Lori's mouth. It was so nonhanus.

by Chris porfido August 14, 2008

pueer

pussy and queer in one

Guy 1: That kid's a pussy!
Guy 2: That kid's a queer!
Both: That kid's a pueer!

by pimpmastap February 23, 2009

Pweef

-noun
1. a fart from a male's urethra, similar to a qweef

2. penisfart

-often used as a negative term for a retard or dumbass

1. Guy 1 "Dude, i just pweefed in class and it sounded like high pitch air being let out of a balloon."
Guy 2 "Haha that's fucking awesome dude!"

2. "Matt you fucking pweef, you just dropped the bong!"

by IanBoulder December 10, 2007

peefer

Joystick or penial shaft used to jack-off.

Mr. Peefer had his joystick removed so he is peefer-less.

by katee March 12, 2004

Peef

A ridiculous American or a ridiculous moustache.Even better, a ridiculous American, sporting a ridiculous tash.
The kind of moustache or human that collects biscuit crumbs, marmite and Guiness froth. Much admired and modelled by the boystown mincers of San Francisco. The Builder from The Village People is a also a prime example. A slightly comedic but ultimately sad indictment of US contemporary culture/society.

-Jaysis- check out the Peef over there-yeh the one who is drinking Guiness by himself- wow! he's even wearing a yellow sweater and extra white trainers.

-yep-thats a Peef alright.

by Horse from IMBRFC May 17, 2006