Portraitor

Self Image unhappiness that leads to heavily photoshopping photos of yourself, so you are a perfect version of yourself. The photos are to upload onto the internet so people that you meet think you look like these perfect images.

"I have made many new friends online and some have suggested meeting up in person. The thing is I am too ashamed to admit this openly but I am a Portraitor."

by sans-souci January 11, 2010

Procrastorbate

The act of waiting to masturbate til you're alone.

I have to procrastorbate while moms still home.

by yooperdude1 December 16, 2011

potraitor

Someone who is not only a traitor, but they are basically a mental vegetable.

‘Brandon is a potraitor.”

by SaintMaybe April 1, 2022

Prooratory

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by Block28 February 2, 2023

Protectoracy

The state of not doubting anything and continuously protecting one self and others.

The emperor of the world instilled protectoracy into all our minds so we can act out all the good deeds he expects us to accomplish.

by KEkdisone September 5, 2023

Protector of women

FRET NOT PLEBEIANS! The anemic former crackhead... The fat balding middle aged fast food manager... The hillbilly felon... And the hair midget pretending to be me... Are protecting you... And your kids... From me... The 6'2 mildly out of shape Brazilian male-model-looking genius creator of A.I.... You're safe now...

Hym "And don't worry guys! The assburgers who need to be watched around little kids, the YouTube parasites, and all the other random slobs are helping them do it too... You're saved! You're finally safe! Aren't you glad!? The protector of women has come! And he comes in the form of fat hairy slob... With a dash of anemic crackhead-retard... And a side of random guy pretending to be me... Hooray! Do you feel safe? Because this Midwestern single mom and this bloated abomination are, you know, keeping an eye on me.... Right? There won't be any funny business on THEIR watch! And I'd better watch my attitude to cuz the WIC dependent single mom and her new boyfriend are... Aware of my existence... And stuff... They all got your back! Do you feel it? Do you feel their protection... Washing over you like a cool mist? It's like being caressed in the gentle hands of God, isn't it? Like taking a nap in the supple bosom of Gaia the earth-mother... I think we're going to be alright... OH! Don't forget the whispy-mustached shit-lib beta-males! They're on it too! And the solipsistic incest-cult zealots! They're all on it! They've saved you... From having your insides rinsed... By my golden seed... That's... That's not what color it should be... There's something wrong there..."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

Procrastorbater

A person who frequently procrastinates and instead masturbates.

“Mark was very busy with his workload, instead of doing the work he masturbated all day. He is such a procrastorbater.”

by Palavinator February 3, 2026