Protogen

An anti virus software and totally not something else

Did you install protogen

by gachalifesucks December 9, 2023

Protoge

Common misspelling of protégé. It's how someone who might use 1-2-3-4-5 as a password on their luggage might spell it.

Dude, I just lost a ton of weight and Robert, my protoge, cheered me along!

by CLEMGA March 18, 2024

Protogenoi Hypothesis

The proposal that the first entities to emerge from the primordial chaos in creation myths (the Greek Protogenoi like Chaos, Gaia, Tartarus, Eros) represent the first discrete physical phenomena to "crystalize" out of the singularity. Chaos is the quantum foam/initial singularity; Gaia is the emergence of spacetime geometry; Tartarus is the asymmetry that creates gravity wells/black holes; Eros is the fundamental attractive force (gravity/weak force) that allows binding. This hypothesis reads myth as a topological sequence of cosmic phase transitions, where each "primordial being" is a new order parameter or field condensing in the early universe.

Example: In the first 10^-43 seconds after the Big Bang, the Protogenoi Hypothesis suggests the following "births": Chaos reigns (the Planck epoch, no distinct physics). Then Gaia "solidifies" (spacetime gains metric structure). Tartarus "sinks" below (gravitational singularities/negative energy densities separate). Eros "awakens" (forces differentiate and allow attraction). The myth isn't a story; it's a cosmological timeline encoded in narrative form, with each Protogenoi representing a critical threshold in the cooling universe's loss of symmetry. Protogenoi Hypothesis.

by Anunnaki Cyber-Nihilist January 26, 2026

Protothesis

When you reject something as false so strongly that you'll invent falsehoods about it to justify why you see it as false.

Proto is greek for 'before', thesis is for 'placement'. I.e. placing lies before a subject so you make sure you don't believe it.

"Our views about politics have been shunned for eons by people's protothesis about us... they'd rather take lies about us than our truth because it'd discomfort them."

by biggydickymanson August 16, 2025

Paid promote

Paid Promotion

a common tactic used by countless businesses by selling spaces on their page.

Are you up for Paid promote?
DM for cheap PP/Giveaways

by specialty123 May 20, 2018

Party Promoter

A Treesh male who invites majority of female to event that he or his peers are hosting.

Look at him being a "Party Promoter"

J.P - Hey ladies, come buy tickets to our first Winter Pool Party.

by awjgbdL December 3, 2018

pooper promoter

Someone who always talks about anal sex and how great it is. Usually telling others how they need to try it.

Example: "Did she let you put it in her ass, it's the best man"

We met a Pooper Promoter at the party last night. So when we got home we had to try it in the butt. They were right, it was great!

by UltraPurp March 2, 2019