The Protein Hunt

The desperate search by body-builders and athletes for any source of protein after an intense work-out. Obsessed with ensuring they consume a substantial amount of protein within the half-hour "window" after their work-out, body-builders and athletes scourge the surrounding neighborhood/kitchen/city for sources of protein. The Protein Hunt often ends in frantic consumption of a burger, a glass of milk, several eggs, or something similar.
Jimbo: "Yo man, you want to come over and play some video games?"
Mike: "Nah dude I can't, I just maxed out at the gym and now I'm on the Protein Hunt. But while I've got you on the phone, do you know any good places to grab a burger around here?"
by Jimbobwe93 November 05, 2009
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protein mask

A thick creamy substance milked from the penis,used to spread on one's face, generally after sex or jacking off.
'My girlfriend will love this natural protein mask'
by SwineyTodd September 19, 2014
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The Protein Shake

When you put the ingredients of a protein shake in a girls gaped vagina and then fuck her, mixing it, which you then poor in a glass and drink it.
How are your gains going bro? Hittin'up those suppliments?

Yeah bro, my girl let me do The Protein Shake last night, feelin strong
by UncleKony September 12, 2018
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protein asshole

A guy who is so obsessed with working out that he always seems to be holding a protein shake or shaking protein powder in his mouth.
Yo that guy is a total protein asshole, look at him just going to town at that protein milkshake...piece of shit.
by prakkattack96 October 20, 2015
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Protein Punch

When you cum in a girls mouth who won't swallow and then you punch the back of her neck to get the deed done.
Misty wouldn't swallow so I Protein Punched her and now she says its delicious!!!
by tgiles247 October 26, 2011
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protein supplement

Slang for semen, when a chick swallows it.
Guy getting a blowjob: Mmmm, here comes your protein supplement.
by sadistic_monkey September 19, 2006
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protein shaking

The act of anally assaulting a girl whilst drinking a protein shake, upon completion of drinking the RTD protein shake the male proceeds to place his penis inside the club rats vagina and the protein shake bottle in her gaping butthole.
"dude i protein shaked this girl so hard last night, she wont need her fiber supplement for a week, I fucking love protein shaking!!"
by antony2 August 19, 2014
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