Prosecco Mum

Usually found in groups, often from council estates, often wearing garments featuring fake Swarovski’s, Ugg boots, long straight hair extensions with a bad ombré job. Walls at home emblazoned with vinyl decals with ‘Love Laugh Live’ or similar. Describe themselves as ‘full time mummy’ on Facebook. They get pissed on prosecco before going out leaving the kids to make their own spaghetti hoops for tea. Then writing statuses like ‘my kids are my world’ while snorting coke in the toilets at Revolution. They have ‘the girls’ round for a few quiet drinks on a Tuesday night, and the police get called by neighbours at around 3am. They will need handbag sized bottles of Prosecco the next day to do the school run. Some role models of the Prosecco Mum include: Katie Price, Kim Kardashian and anyone from TOWIE. A group of Prosecco Mums is known as a ‘Murder’ of Prosecco Mums. If no Prosecco is obtainable a ‘PM’ may resort to putting petrol in the Soda Stream. Favourite phrases include: U ok Hun? and I’m fumming babes. The Prosecco Mum often is to be found with a Stella Dad. A popular career for a PM would be a Juice Plus Rep, this gives them time for childcare. Childcare in this case is allowing their offspring to run riot in public places while they take dog ear selfies on their phones.

“Did you see that girl on Jeremy Kyle? She was a proper Prosecco Mum”

by Joose Plus Babe January 5, 2019

Xx_Prosniper_xX

A 9 year old fag whomst thinks he can do the act of jumping of an high place and doing (a usually) 360* turn and then proceed to shoot the target, usually in the head. In reality he just gets himself killed with his k.d being as big as your dick

Xx_ProSniper_xX: I'm gonna 360 this bitch
*Proceeds to get head shorted then t-bagged*

by Whom'stve April 28, 2017

Prostitot

A young girl with too much makeup and not enough clothes.

That prostitot should put on some clothes.

by Jason December 18, 2003

prossibly

A combination of possibly and probably.

If an event is both possible and probable, save yourself some time and admit that its prossible.

"Can and will likely happen".

Wanna go for coffee?

Busy now, but later I'll prossibly ant to go.

by Tanner August 31, 2004

prossie

prostitute

"i love my new purple fishnets- dyu think i look a bit like a prossie?"

by lauren September 1, 2003

Prostiture

Word resulting from accidentally hitting the r key instead of the t key when typing Prostitute.

I can'r rype Prostiture because I'm a srupid prick.

by Grammar Police (Weewooweewoo) September 28, 2009

prostiboots

Boots that are leather, highheeled, and thigh high just like ones found on a prostitute.

She best take off those prostiboots before someone asks her what she charges!

by Munky April 16, 2003