Premature Enter-Hitting-Syndrome

One of the more severe side-affects of consistent and long-term use of online-social-networking software and technologies prescribed in normal circumtances to help cure social insecurities through a veil of anonymity and impersonal communications. Premature Enter-Hitting-Syndrome is recognizeable by the tendency to awkwardly send incomplete and/or inappropriate (whether intentional or accidental) messages to a fellow peer who is being communicated with. If premature enter-hitting-syndrome becomes recognizeable and persists for any length of time, sufferers should immediately stop the use of online-social-networking at the risk of further damaging their social reputation and ability to communicate with others. Activities such as meeting up with peers in person should be considered to offset the need for online-social-networking which may also offer other positive and noteable side affects such as being happy and having friends.

Premature enter-hitting-syndrome example:

Kellie: Don't tll anyone but I like Jordan
Brit: *this person has gone offline*
Kellie: 's new shoes
Brit: *online*
Brit: Omg you like Jordan? I just told Kevin!
Kellie: shit.

by Thatnameisalreadyinuse May 11, 2009

Premature shooting

When you cum too soon only to see that your gf is disappointed and broke up with you.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: When I was nailing her it was all fine until I had premature shooting and she was disappointed because I had a microshaft.
Guy 2: Take some Viagra.

by Urbanned September 8, 2015

poems

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sugas is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty, and so is your head!

That is a funny poem.

by blacks_jack March 26, 2004

Preema

A nice and cute girl who's also very hot and does awesome art. A fun person to be with and a great friend. May act random at times.
Funny, cute, nice, fun, spontaneous, crazy - so many words to describe one girl.
In other words awesome.

Person 1: I can't believe I had so much fun.
Person 2: Yes, that's because you were with Preema.

by Run_After_Writing November 19, 2011

sex poem

A fun poem that gives you a very large boner.

"Roses are red, nuts are brown, skirts go up, pants go down, body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff stick it in, it goes in dry comes out wet, the longer it's in the stronger it gets, comes out dripping, starts to sag, Its what you think...its a teabag" thats a great sex poem

by guy who knows stuff May 27, 2012

Puni Puni Poemi

An anime so crazy that it need's ritalin. It is about a girl, Poemi Watanabe, A.K.A. Kobayashi a 10-year old girl with severe ADHD. Her girlfriend is Futaba Aasu. Futaba is Poemi's lesbian lover. Futaba also has seven sisters; ranging from preschool to near 30 years old. Poemi is also in love with an octipus named K-Kun

- Poemi Watanabe has the same behaviours as Lil' Jon but on a more severe level

= Her girlfriend Futaba Aasu has six other sisters

1. Hitomi 3
2. Mutsuki 15
3. Shii 18
4. Mitsuaru 22
5. Itsue 25
6. Nanase 28

by Le Mans June 30, 2005

Premake

The original movie/film that a remake is based on, especially when the original is more obscure and less widely-seen.

The premake of 'The Grudge' is 'Ju-on: The Grudge'.

by Fleurs de Mal November 22, 2004