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Hym "How they are just putting on a performance, right? We shouldn't be doing that anymore. Look... No matter what I say it will not turn off the spiral. If it is going off there is only one thing that can be done. You REE-lon couldn't EVER do it without me. Not in a million billion years. Seriously. Do I have to plug your nose and pretend my middle finger is an airplane or something? This is childish."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
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amazon.com uses a long title for the meta quest 3 128gb base model.
this results in stuff like this:
person: *searches meta quest 3 on amazon*
amazon: are you interested in the Meta Quest 3 128GB— Breakthrough Mixed Reality Headset — Powerful Performance?
person: why couldn't you just say "meta quest 3 128gb"? isnt that a little extra?
by daftrio August 23, 2024
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purrformance

The great "show" of "throat-thunder" that Fluffy puts on when he's contented.
The only occasions that the selfish Garfield does a purrformance are when he either wants something or is trying to cover up/minimize some disaster he caused, such as eating one of Jon's ferns or shredding the curtains/furniture.
by QuacksO April 10, 2019
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Performancy

Performance + Efficiency, coined by JayzTwoCents
That's what we should call it, the efficiency and performance should be called performancy.
by AshTR October 28, 2020
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Pooformance anxiety

When someone can’t take a #2 with people around or in a public bathroom.
I’d had serious pooformance anxiety at my boyfriends house. So I went home and sh*t my brains out at my house.
by Earlshy! April 27, 2024
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Pornformance

A performance specifically within pornography.
“Wow! What a pornformance from the 5 of them!”
by anonymous December 18, 2024
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