Potatopants 

When one of heavy weight wears tight pants to the extent where it's so wrinkled that it looks like a potato.

*At Wal-Mart

Me: Well shit, there's potatopants everywhere.

Potatopants by Reeceisgay January 28, 2014

potassium yttrium sulfur

More scientifically accurate, Potassium Yttrium Sulfide, this spells KYS. If somebody tells you this, they either respect you enough to shit on you or really fucking hate you.

Doctor: I think you're retarded.
Retard: What can I do doctor?
Doctor: One 10mg pill of potassium yttrium sulfur should be sufficient.
Retard: thx doc!

potassium yttrium sulfur by dirtyrupees June 15, 2018

Emotional Potato 

Someone who is so emotionally hurt, or depressed that they just want to crawl into their bed and cry until they're sick.

A person who is so upset that they are abnormally quiet, unenthusiastic, lifeless, and give off the characteristics of a potato.

Being in the mindset that everything would be better off if you were a potato and had no worries, that life was easy and carefree; someone who is tired of being themselves or living their own life

"Hey did you hear about Morgan?"

"No, what happened?"

"She turned into an emotional potato after the break up."

"Aw, that really sucks. She used to be so happy and funny.."

Emotional Potato by JewsJustCantDance January 7, 2012

Friend Potato 

The most majestic thing to exist. They are calm, happy, and don't usually move. They make great pets and/or friends. They are good to hug when you're sad.

I don't have many friends, so I look forward to seeing my Friend Potato.

Friend Potato by _anonymouspotato_ February 17, 2017

Lame Potato 

A lazy or boring friend, co-worker, or family member that doesn’t show interest in anything... ever.

See Herbert over there? He’s being a lame potato today.

Lame Potato by SkunkyTwoShoes February 7, 2018

Cat mash potatoes 

When custy ass lice infested cat hair gets in ur shitty ass watered down mashed potatoes that have no flavor

These taste like cat mash potatoes they are f**Ken nasty

Gabe is a waste yute

Cat mash potatoes by Barbra Brando March 6, 2019

sicilian donkey mashed potato special 

A sex position where a woman is doing a handstand and a man is doing a backflip whilst continuously thrusting his hips forward. This position was discovered by author Sam_le_fou.

Peter: Last night, Mr Trash watched me fucking a stripper in the sicilian donkey mashed potato special position.

sicilian donkey mashed potato special by Lady McNugget May 2, 2019