Dr. Pooper

Pouring Dr Pepper in the anus of one's partner and then proceeding to suck it out with a straw.

The 11 year old boy had his first Dr. Pooper today and he loved the creamy taste of his recycled Dr Pepper more than anything he'd ever tasted before.

by Ineda P. November 28, 2016

Secret Pooper

Someone who does not poop publicly. Basically they'll only poop inside the comfort of their own home.

There goes Iyoko to her house every day at noon.... It's because she's a secret pooper.

by prettyawesomeguywithabigdick August 27, 2013

sharty pooper

Person who ruins a nudist event or gathering by farting out wet shit.

The biscut game was going great until Mitch sharted all over the couch. He is such a sharty pooper.

by A. Hichcockenstein July 14, 2006

party pooper

somebody who doesn’t like to have fun and is overall the lamest person you will ever meet. someone who has the name of “joaquin” will most likely be a party pooper

“yeah Joaquin is being a total party pooper!”

by thebonechiller April 6, 2020

pooper pact

A pact made between a group of friends, usually girls, who promise each other to never have butt sex, or allow anything up their "pooper" unless it is for medical purposes. Guys may also have a variation of this, promising to not stick it in any girls "pooper". It should be made official with a pinkie promise

Guy: Hey you want to have butt sex?
Girl: No! I made the Pooper Pact!

by Adri226 January 27, 2009

Standing Pooper

Someone who enjoys a casual poop while standing. This is more common to those who have a sore ass. A Standing Pooper stands direct over the toilet seat to make a nice comfortable poop.

Splash! Splash!

John: Hmm what was that? I heard a splash
Jim: I'm current pooping
John: Oh okay, I see, you are a standing pooper

I have a sore ass, good thing I am a standing pooper :)

by balexander24 February 4, 2010

Mr. Pooper

A guy who likes to take cock up his poop chute

Kevin is Mr. Pooper!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007