Face Pony

(noun)

(1) A lesbian who (a) takes pleasure in servicing other women sexually AND (b) has no intention of perpetuating the relationship any further outside of a purely physical union.

(2) A lesbian who allows women to sit on her face for sexual gratification.

(3) Lesbian-specific synonym for "player".

I thought she really liked me, but it turns out that face pony only wants sex.

by loveypotpie June 16, 2010

one-trick pony

someone with only one talent, accomplishment, etc.

He has only ever been in one movie. He is a one-trick pony.

by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2008

Rumble Pony

When a guy is riding reverse cowboy style with his male partner. During the act of anal sex, the rider farts aggressively enough to make his partner's penis rumble.

A late night session of Rumble Pony ends with a very stinky room.

by Louminator69 November 7, 2018

balogna pony

1. a penis

2. the main method of transportation to tuna town

Looks like Chuck's riding the old balogna pony!

by Epsilonium September 2, 2009

pony thrash

A term used to define the post-punk-girl-thrash-raggedness of the band Mika Miko. It is not riot grrl. It is bloody excellent racket. It is what they do.

Pony thrash is somewhat of a cult.

by bluebruise March 16, 2009

Phony Tail

When a balding man, pretends to have enough hair to pull back into a pony tail.

That guy is practically bald but he's got the four strands on the back of his head pulled back into a phony tail.

by ctfishman December 24, 2009

phony-tail

A woman's ponytail that is entirely made up of weave or extensions.

Everyone can tell that's a phony-tail she's sporting. Yesterday she was damn near bald headed.

by DA GEMINI February 1, 2010