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phony-tail 

A woman's ponytail that is entirely made up of weave or extensions.
Everyone can tell that's a phony-tail she's sporting. Yesterday she was damn near bald headed.
phony-tail by DA GEMINI February 1, 2010
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Phony Tail 

When a balding man, pretends to have enough hair to pull back into a pony tail.
That guy is practically bald but he's got the four strands on the back of his head pulled back into a phony tail.
Phony Tail by ctfishman December 24, 2009

Thomas Jefferson pony tail

A hairstyle worn by girls with short hair just long enough for an itty bitty pony tail located on the nap of the neck. Looks oddly similar to the pony tails worn by our founding fathers. Most often found on scene chicks.
"Did Rachel cut her already super short scene hair all off?"
"Oh no, just look in back. She's sporting a tiny thomas jefferson pony tail."

Poony tail 

When a female is lucky enough to have enough length in her pubic hair and she can tie it up like a pony tail.
Hey Sharron have you ever though about tying that thing up in a poony tail it's giving me asthma.
Poony tail by Tony Pail July 9, 2012

Cow Girl Spurs or Pony Tail

When A dude Sticks his finger in a girls ass while she riding cowgirl Or his thumb when she's riding reverse cowgirl .
My Girl loves getting her cow girl spurs or pony tail .

pony tail 

1) the thing that's on a ponies butt

2) when a person with long hair puts it in a singular hair elastic
1) grr I got whipped in the face by a ponies tail

2) I put my hair in a pony tail for my camping trip
pony tail by Cell girl April 16, 2014

french pony tail 

When Julie walked out of her new French appartment, with her French pony tail in place, all the men from the cafe knew she was looking for a new lover.
french pony tail by French lover October 30, 2013
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