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Thomas Jefferson pony tail

A hairstyle worn by girls with short hair just long enough for an itty bitty pony tail located on the nap of the neck. Looks oddly similar to the pony tails worn by our founding fathers. Most often found on scene chicks.
"Did Rachel cut her already super short scene hair all off?"
"Oh no, just look in back. She's sporting a tiny thomas jefferson pony tail."
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My Little Pony 

A show for only elite real men.
Joe: woah man did you catch that episode of My Little Pony
Bob: yeah man princess Celestia was so wild

Joe: wanna go workout
Bob: yeah
My Little Pony by Drawer gang March 13, 2020

Pillow Pony

1. a homosexual male
2. a man who thoroughly enjoys having another man's penis shoved in his various orifices.
Guy #1: So...that guy they call "Frenchie" is a real pillow pony.
Guy #2: Really? You mean he likes it when other dudes cram their di...
Guy #1: Yes.
Pillow Pony by fackyou2 April 21, 2009
Response from an intelligent person after listening to some stupid ass woman bragging how much her life has improved from shady behaviour. i.e taking money from a married man, getting a slip and fall insurance settlement or conning grandma.
Slippery Sue: Look at the pictures of my new apartment. Oh, that's a $1,000.00 REAL leather jacket. I'm going to this fancy spa tomorrow and....

Amused Anna: Ponomo. For awhile anyway, right, this is more than just a month thing.. huh?
ponomo by TelynAgain July 25, 2009

ghetto pony

A muscular dog (typically Rottweiler or Pit Bull mix) owned by an inhabitant of the ghetto. Young children of the ghetto therefore wish to own one of these for their own, similar to how suburban (and mostly white) children wish for ponies (as their parents typically own horses or exotic sports cars with horse branding)
"Roshanda wishes she had a ghetto pony so she could walk to the corner and not get shot or mugged"

or

"Paco didn't buy his daughter a ghetto pony for Christmas this year, just a picture of a Pit Bull with a message "Not Yours""
ghetto pony by josefresco January 6, 2007

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic 

A show created by Lauren Faust, which has gained huge amounts of followers on the Internet, outside of the target demographic. These fans are known as bronies. Almost any brony will tell you to watch most of the episodes before judging the show, the creator herself has urged viewers to watch "with an open mind". It is popular for it's above-standard animation, developed characters, and interesting episode plotlines. Many fans also enjoy it for the sense of nostalgia it gives them. The show's creator is also well known for Powerpuff Girls and Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.
Oh my GOD, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is SO AWESOME!!

ponybounce 

poh-nee-bouns

1 - (Interjection) used as an exclamation of joy, celebration at one's own good fortune

2 - (verb) (of any equine animal) to bounce merrily on a trampoline to the intense delight of all concerned

1 - 'Ponybounce! I won a tenner wheyyy'

2 - 'I thought it would be cruel to make a horse go on a trampoline, but clearly they love to ponybounce- we should put a pig on a swing'