A contagious infection spread by the unprotected use of the Facebook Poke feature. Repeated poking only serves to aggravate the infection, often leading to secondary infections.
Symptoms include dryness of fingers, sensitivity of finger tips, cramping up of hands, index finger permanently placed in "poking position". Infection also generates a highly addictive and uncontrollable urge to poke others, thereby facilitating further spread.
Symptoms include dryness of fingers, sensitivity of finger tips, cramping up of hands, index finger permanently placed in "poking position". Infection also generates a highly addictive and uncontrollable urge to poke others, thereby facilitating further spread.
"Jimmy poked that stranger and caught The Poke. The doctor told him it can't be treated."
"I told you not to poke that girl. She's known to poke guys loosely."
"I told you not to poke that girl. She's known to poke guys loosely."
by tristanx May 11, 2010
Get the the pokemug. by queen of england December 30, 2004
Get the Pokemug. In Northern Ireland it means:
To insert your finger in a girls vagina
Also refers to an ice cream cone
To insert your finger in a girls vagina
Also refers to an ice cream cone
by Ducksauce October 18, 2012
Get the Pokemug. A word used to indicate to another person that you want what they got. Most often used in reference to a cigarette or joint.
by vanillasin October 26, 2006
Get the Pokemug. Typically, usually a middle aged "pedophile", in the works of only talking to 10 to 16 year old's by networking, "Internet" slang.
As he will, "*Poke*" he strokes, until the other person figures they themselves are oblivious that there is in fact, a pedophile cybering, with he/she.
As he will, "*Poke*" he strokes, until the other person figures they themselves are oblivious that there is in fact, a pedophile cybering, with he/she.
Hotman69: Hey, how's it going ?
JohnothanTaylor: its goin good..
Hotman69: Teehee, *poke*
JohnothanTaylor: uhhh
Hotman69: weeeeeeeee! *poke*
JohnothanTaylor: This is Chris Hansen, with catch a predator actually.
Hotman69 has signed off................
JohnothanTaylor: its goin good..
Hotman69: Teehee, *poke*
JohnothanTaylor: uhhh
Hotman69: weeeeeeeee! *poke*
JohnothanTaylor: This is Chris Hansen, with catch a predator actually.
Hotman69 has signed off................
by ResEve0 February 10, 2009
Get the *Poke*mug. by BergenCounty October 23, 2010
Get the Pokemug.