A contagious infection spread by the unprotected use of the Facebook Poke feature. Repeated poking only serves to aggravate the infection, often leading to secondary infections.

Symptoms include dryness of fingers, sensitivity of finger tips, cramping up of hands, index finger permanently placed in "poking position". Infection also generates a highly addictive and uncontrollable urge to poke others, thereby facilitating further spread.
"Jimmy poked that stranger and caught The Poke. The doctor told him it can't be treated."

"I told you not to poke that girl. She's known to poke guys loosely."
by tristanx May 12, 2010
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to bang a girl frontal and rear at the same time "double insertion".
We were hammered and we poked that girl
by queen of england December 30, 2005
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In Northern Ireland it means:
To insert your finger in a girls vagina

Also refers to an ice cream cone
"I gave her a good poke"
"Fancy a poke?"
"I would love a good poke"
"Did you poke her?"
by Ducksauce May 9, 2012
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A word used to indicate to another person that you want what they got. Most often used in reference to a cigarette or joint.
"Hey man, poke on that smoke?" or simply "Poke?"
by vanillasin October 26, 2006
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Typically, usually a middle aged "pedophile", in the works of only talking to 10 to 16 year old's by networking, "Internet" slang.

As he will, "*Poke*" he strokes, until the other person figures they themselves are oblivious that there is in fact, a pedophile cybering, with he/she.
Hotman69: Hey, how's it going ?
JohnothanTaylor: its goin good..
Hotman69: Teehee, *poke*
JohnothanTaylor: uhhh
Hotman69: weeeeeeeee! *poke*
JohnothanTaylor: This is Chris Hansen, with catch a predator actually.

Hotman69 has signed off................
by ResEve0 February 10, 2009
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"That guy was so poke with her..."
by The Loop July 30, 2008
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Short for pussy or short for vagina
Do you want to eat some poke tonight??
You know you like playing in Poke!!
by BergenCounty October 23, 2010
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