discuss the plumbing

Talk about something sexual in nature particularly as it relates to ones performance thereof.

What kind of sex are you guys into? Response "You don't really expect me to discuss the plumbing do you?"

by bob_johnson November 26, 2021

Plucking Plumbs

An american english derrived turn of phrase , spoken with a britsh accent to state the fact that your friend, or your friends' friend is oxymoronically "fucking dumb"

I must say joe that rose of yours isn't the brightest in the box. She acts like shes Plucking Plumbs

by jessejames'boi September 17, 2010

manual plumbing

When you use tissue paper to unblock a blockage in the anal cavity, after you haven't eaten enough fibre and the poo just won't come out, so you help it out a bit.

Guy 1: I just had the worst shit
Guy 2: Why
Guy 1: Had to do a bit of manual plumbing

by MrLogician July 9, 2016

Plumbing on a girl

Urinating on a girl's face in a professional matter.

No one is saying plumbing on a girl gives you the ability to fly; also, no one isn't.

by smashedguitarist September 1, 2016

Plumb Cunt

When someone makes a monumental stupid choice and it effects the outcome of the whole situation.

“Paint the wall Red Gareth”
“Ok”

“ The wall is Green Gareth, why have you done that you Plumb Cunt”

“Oooops, I thought you said Green”

by Merv the swerve February 7, 2021

plumb plucker

What I call my fat fuckin thumbs

Let me slide this plumb plucker n that mouth and that booty heo

by Cecilia bumtrinket January 12, 2021