marathon plowing

When you are plowing a chick, and your fallic stick is so long, that you basically have to run towards her to penetrate in, and run backwards to retrieve your fallic stick, and repeat, so the plowing is like a marathon.

Dude, I was so long that I had to engage in marathon plowing.

by Richalex May 11, 2006

PLOPINGITIS

A DISORDER OF THE ANAL AREA CAUSING MAJOR FECAL DISCHARGE. A SUBJECT WITH THE DISORDER CAN PASS LOADS EXCEEDING 25% OF THIER BODY MASS.

JOHNNY HAS TWO TOILETS IN HIS BATHROOM BECAUSE ONE TOILET CANNOT HANDLE HIS ENTIRE POOP DUE TO PLOPINGITIS.

by AHHHYAYA May 6, 2010

plowing pussy

when the pussy is so bomb you literally annihilate it with farm equipment

There were so many women at that party that I was plowing pussy!

by adhd 455 April 19, 2016

Pooting

When you're bored or doing homework and you NEED to do something, you go eat a snack, maybe more than one.

Mom: What are you doing?
Son: Well, I was bored with homework, so I'm pooting.

by Dick Tionary January 9, 2009

plowing new ground

Opening up new pastures when the old one has gone all dry and barren. Usually refers to recently separated males with no front teeth.

When ma ol lady left me I just took hold of ma old fella and ploughed me some new ground with old Betsy Ross next door.

by Gazman April 1, 2004

plowing new ground

the event or action of taking one's virginity.cherry

"Damn, that boy don't know he's plowing new ground with that high school girly?"

by rpatel36 April 7, 2004

Plotengunker

n. an edible weiner

Hey bro, stop being such a plotengunker

by troy nick October 22, 2008