No pressure

Said sarcastically to an instruction to carry out something with great significance. The full meaning being "so I'm under no pressure then", when clearly you are.

"If you don't defuse the bomb millions of people will die"

"...No pressure!"

by LemonMeringuePie August 31, 2012

pain 'n pleasure

1. A mix of pain and pleasure or one that accociates pain as a form of pleasure whether for arrousal or comfort.
1. one the mixes pain and pleasure in their business.

a couple who get off spanking each other during sex.
a man who gets off by shoving an egg up his asshole (I have heard of a case where this actually happened; long story short he tried to fish it out w/ a coat hanger and you can guess what happens next)

by MK March 20, 2005

pleasure

MASTURBATION

when your wearing pants to small and get an erection and your dick constantly rubs against your underpants
and gives you a orgasm

pleasure is very nice and i want to share it with someone

by Fortniteporn.com January 22, 2020

Guilty Pleasure

A guilty pleasure is something cringey that you find joy in watching

I like watching liveshows, it’s my guilty pleasure.

by Eggsinthewind May 30, 2020

conservative pressure

A euphemism used to relegate the Christian influence over scientific, political and moral issues such as abortion, euthanasia and evolution.

Professor S: "Many fossils are not being shown in museums anymore, thanks to conservative pressure. But that' another story.

by DesPERRYado May 21, 2005

SPP - SEXUALLY PLEASUREABLE PISS

When you've held going to pee for so long that when you finally do you have an orgasmic experience.

Jen: Dudeee I've been so busy at work that I haven't had the time to go and pee. I think I'm buliding up a SPP - SEXUALLY PLEASUREABLE PISS
Ely: Well hold it in a little longer so it will feel uber good
Jen: yeahhhhh

by louly July 27, 2010

pressure spot

a website that features a loop video of a man's bald head entering the vagina of an unshaven woman. part of the meatspin, mudfall network. highly recommended.

Holy shit! I just saw pressure spot and now my asshole feels like it is stretched!

by dookiechute April 28, 2006