Dr. Pepper

it gets the taste of dick out of your mouth.

"Hey Lou, you seem like you are cool as shit."
"Thanks man, why dont you and your drunk friends go ahead and drive back to pensacola tonight, i wont stop you"
from the back...
"Hey jackhole, i hope that Dr. Pepper gest the taste of my dick out of your mouth"
Lou says
"Im going to go smoke a jo. You kids behave, and then im going to take a shit and play on Xanga.

by pacospelotas September 13, 2009

peppermint bon bon

What's with this mint chocolate chip nonsense? Ice cream that amplifies the likelihood of fumbling towards a state of complete nirvana and general one-ness with the universe while residing in Minnesota, where the women are strong, the men are also good looking, and all the children are above average.
Other aids: soft drinks referred to as "pop" and rubber bands as "binders", the game "Duck, Duck, Grey Duck" (as opposed to "Duck, Duck, Goose").
All these things make Minnesotans supposedly nicer than anyone else in the country.

How 'bout some peppermint bon bon ice cream dontcha know?

by Mickey March 2, 2004

Dr. Pepper

As PACHUKA of Sonic CulT stated, the soda that will make you shit more than any human on earth.

gs68 Dr. Pepper and as a result, had so much diarrhea he shat until he imploded.

by dj gs68 October 14, 2003

Pepper Dick

An extreme burning sensation on your penis caused by touching the area after eating spicy foods with your hands - most commonly buffalo wings or hot wings. This is typically caused by not thoroughly washing your hands or just using napkins to clean your hands after consuming hot foods then electing to urinate. Oils from certain hot sauces and peppers do not completely wash away even after a thorough scrubbing with soap and water which will likely, sometimes unknowingly, cause the burning sensation.

I got a little pepper dick from eating those wings.

by deepsix4 September 8, 2010

Peruvian Puff Pepper

A rare pepper found in the jungles of Peru that causes kidney failure and/or chapped lips

John: Did you know Kevin is in the hospital
Ben: NOO??!!? What happened

John: He ate a peruvian puff pepper and his kidney shut down

by nakedclown September 18, 2012

York Peppermint Pattie

A delicious delicacy of soft chocolate and mint euphoria. Immensely addictive and can be eaten in brobdingnagian quantities. Can cause abhorrent stomach aches and repulsive diarrhea. The gastrointestinal torment will feel lingering and broil.

I ate a package of York Peppermint Patties yesterday and my rectum is still in recovery. It was worth every agonizing momment though.

by Pwnsauce July 31, 2006

peppermint stiffy

When a girl puts a peppermint into her mouth when she is giving a man a blow job. The minty coolness causes extreme pleasure and gives the man what is called a "peppermint stiffy."

Bobby- "Guess what happened last night."
Jim-Bob- "What?"
Bobby- "Cheryl gave me a peppermint stiffy."
Jim-Bob "NO WAY! Was it awesome?"
Bobby- "Yah man, it was filled with minty pleasure."

by Amanda Seyfried August 2, 2010