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pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder 

pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder is cocaine.
pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder is also known as the Secret formula

Russian Pinch 

A substitute for a roach when rolling a joint.
In the absence of any suitable material with which to create a roach, a make-shift 'filter' can be made by pinching the joint first one way, then the other adjacent to one another.
I say 'filter' with the most relaxed paramters to the term.
1. Take a pre-rolled joint missing its roach.
2. Put your two index fingers next to one another on the joint.
3. At the furthest in finger, pinch the joint vertically.
4. At the point of the finger at the end, pinch the joint horizontally.
5. Smoke em if ya got em.
And that my friends,
Is the Russian Pinch.

Crimson Pinch

Pinching off a turd laced with blood remnants from severe hemorrhoids.
Carla wasn't worried about the blood in her stool since she had some raging hemorrhoids and expected a crimson pinch.
Crimson Pinch by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

Mongolian Pinch 

The need to shit after eating Mongolian food
I don't feel so well, I think I have the Mongolian pinch.

pinch a growler 

a turd that refuses to expel itself from the anus, thus resulting in a grunting growling sound emitted from the person trying to make the poopy.
hey Bob, what was that sound? Well Dan, I had to pinch a growler.

griz pinch 

When your underpants snag your griznoid
It's hard to walk when you have a griz pinch.
griz pinch by andy1 June 3, 2005