pork scratchings

pork rinds they make in the "black country", in the west midlands, places like woverhampton, walsall n wednesbury n cannock,
you can get em from the butchers and the pubs!

john: gerrus a bagga pork scratchings aer kid
Jimmy: arr will do, goowin down the pub later, aye i
john: tah

by paul hinton December 28, 2005

Pork Scotch Pants

Disgusting tartan boxer shorts worn by boring old men and fat security guards. Usually unwashed and covered with shit stains.

Sweet Jesus what's that fat git wearing?

They're Pork Scotch pants. Vile aren't they?

by Flappy Dickwad May 5, 2009

pork sword

The large fleshy thing between a man's legs. More commonly known as a penis

A whore would say "Whoa, you are hung. That's the biggest pork sword I have ever seen on a customer"

by dahmer, jeffrey January 24, 2003

phorm

(verb) The act of harvesting your entire Internet browsing history, contents of pages visited, webmail etc. and selling it to the highest bidder so they can target you with ads, steal your identity, kill your credit rating, and so on.

Oh phuck! I've been phormed!

by Joe Kiki March 22, 2008

Pork

To engage in sexual intercourse.

So we went back to my place to pork.

by We Are Magnus the Ample May 1, 2007

Pork Scotch pizza

The world's finest pizza topping. The pizza of choice of fat security guards it consists of a Marguerita pizza topped with pork and gravy.

Why is that security guard so fucking fat?

You'd be fat if you ate 3 Pork Scotch pizzas every day.

by Lumpbag May 4, 2009

Pork Scotch friends

Imaginary friends. People who simply don't exist. A bit like Facebook friends. Named for the fact that Pork Scotch has no friends at all because he is such a complete twat.

Monk: So who's coming to this barbecue then? Pork Scotch's friends?

Dad: You're talking stupid. Pork Scotch doesn't have any friends. He has Pork Scotch friends.

by Lumpbag August 15, 2009