phlegmbrella

a kind of umbrella which is useful when speaking to people who project spittle during enunciation, especially useful in countries like Wales where many consonants are formed in the back of the throat

she was a lovely Welsh girl, but when I asked her where she was from and she had eventually finished replying "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantyseiliogogogoch"I cursed myself for forgetting my phlegmbrella ...

the diplomat had both a stutter and a lisp so a phlegmbrella was necessary every time he suggested "a cessation of hostilities"

by phlegmy June 20, 2010

phlegm

A multicoloured substance that usually comes out of yoour nose when you sneeze excessively. Can also come out of one's mouth in a few circumstances.

Looking at his kleenex he noticed that he had sneezed up quite a bit of phlegm.

by yo modder February 23, 2004

Phlemmon

An expression of nonchalance or used to end a sentence that isn't going anywhere.

"I've been trying to do this all day, ah phlemmon, I'm off to the pub"

by MrMoose March 5, 2004

Phlegm Brulee

The horrible brown colored mucus that is discharged from an individual when they are ill or getting over an illness.

Friend 1 - How you feeling today buddy?

Friend 2 - Getting a little better...my body is cooking up some phlegm brulee right now so I am getting that shizz out of my system.

by archyis October 9, 2009

phlebotoboon

a ghetto black girl that works at the plasma donation place. mixture of phlebotomist and sheboon

Phizz jerks off at night thinking of phlebotoboon twerking while hooking him up to the machine

by rontraughber March 27, 2023

Peggy Phlegmming

A woman who, due to heavy smoking, has a persistant, phlegmy cough

Sounds like ol' Peggy Phlegmming is here

by Tommy Hodges September 4, 2013

phlegmman

One who enjoys menage a trois, Thai hookers, and everything else a depraved and sick man might enjoy.

by Anonymous May 10, 2003