Pharmacutioner

noun. A member of the medical laity who routinely dispenses unsolicited (and sometimes dangerous) pharmaceutical advice.

Mary in conversation with Jane, the Pharmacutioner:

Mary: "I'm sad."
Jane: "Have you tried medication?"
Mary: "I'm sad because my cat died this morning."
Jane: "Oh. Have you tried medication?"

by klusnark October 7, 2009

pharmapop

When you smoke drugs way too much and your lungs can't withstand the heat much longer. This, in turn, cause a painful wheezing of the lungs known as pharma pop

Example
"Hey buddy, are you ok?"
"No I've been smoking too much oxy"
"Oh ya? You sound like you have the lungs of a pharma pop!"

"Hey buddy, are you ok?"
"No I've been smoking hella oxy"
"Ya I know, it sounds like you have the lungs of a Pharmapop!"

by Pharmapopgainz August 8, 2015

Chocolate Parfait

Ingredients
1 (1.4-oz.) package fat-free, sugar-free chocolate instant pudding mix
2 cups 1% low-fat milk
1/2 cup light sour cream
1 (8-oz.) container fat-free frozen whipped topping, thawed and divided
3/4 cup chocolate graham cracker crumbs (4 cracker sheets)
1 tablespoon freshly grated chocolate
Preparation
1. Whisk together first 3 ingredients in a bowl until blended and smooth. Fold in 1 1/2 cups whipped topping.

2. Spoon 1 Tbsp. crumbs into each of 6 (4-oz.) glasses, and top with 1/3 cup pudding mixture. Repeat layers with remaining crumbs and pudding mixture. Top each parfait evenly with remaining whipped topping and grated chocolate. Cover and chill at least 1 hour.


To defecate on any object or thing and to then cover in vomit.

whoa! check out that guy, he just left a chocolate parfait on the hood of his car!

by vidguy March 12, 2009

Red Pill Pharmacist

Term used by the popular Youtuber MJ GetRight, the administrator of the red pill, he who knows when to refill your prescription or pull your prescription to prevent red pill overdose.

"I'm your red pill pharmacist" - MJ GetRight

by Hendson December 6, 2021

hood pharmacist

A person who provides medicine, vitamins, and other healthcare products in troubled neighborhoods, ghettos for free or lower prices. . . j.k. its a drug dealer

Hey Man, I am runnin low, lets go hit up the hood pharmacist

by Thrillionaire August 2, 2016

pharmaholic

One who is addicted to pharmaceuticals.

Dude, did you see the stash of Atavan, Vicotin, Valproate, and Celebrex in her purse? She's a pharmaholic.

by Hobbes76 June 22, 2008

recreational pharmacist

1) An experienced and establshed distributor of controlled substances, not to be confused with a pusher, they have a more mature clientel that realize the importance of discretion, and difficulty in replacing a righteous connection.
2) A drug dealer

Never sell to children, or within 1000 feet of any school, and never sell to strangers.

by jrh5356 April 19, 2005