Phantasma

A Homosexual ghost who loves to put toasters up peoples butts and his own.

'Hey Bob, see that "phantasma" over there, he loves him some butt toast

by Bob loves Frogs March 18, 2013

Trading Paint

This is what happens when a car scraps another car, especially at low speed. Paint from each car is rubbed onto the other.

I rear-ended that car and we ended up trading paint.

by Skooma314 September 1, 2009

paint the town brown

The act of defecation.

Also referred to as free james brown, or raise a stink.

Feels good man.

This is also a way to describe what happens when the band 311 goes on tour, due the the extremely shitty nature of their so-called 'music'.

After a massive Tex-Mex dinner at El Cheko's, we slept hard all night. The next morning we funneled a gallon of hot strong coffee, after which it was time to paint the town brown.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 3, 2010

trade paint

Collide with another car.

If you get any closer to that car, you two will trade paint.

by Doug Newman July 3, 2007

Ass Paint

When someone uses feces to write a message or paint a picture, they are using Ass Paint.

Using ASS PAINT, Holly wrote a beautifully worded love note to Johnny on the bathroom wall.

by FunnyMrBiggs August 23, 2011

stir the paint

Having sex with a woman while she's on her period.

Stir the paint is having sex with a woman while she's on her period, not one her period--ON her period fucknuts!

by Rocket1 March 12, 2012

painted lady

A painted lady is basically a fancy term for a whore

Another fancy word is concubine :D

omg dude lets go get some effin painted lady's

by cmanns May 3, 2008