Ninja Petter

A person who lacks the common sense to avoid antagonizing ninjas. A social klutz who does not know how to behave in public. Missing hands or fingers is a sure sign, but not required.

I can't believe that you just ate my BK mini burger off my plate, you are such a ninja petter!

You: Let's wait for the light to turn before we cross.
Me: You are such a ninja petter, there's no traffic.

by bravo delta August 19, 2011

karl petter

karl petter means "a man with a big penis".

when someone see a man with a big penis they say: you are like karl petter!!

by mortymort October 28, 2013

Viky Le Petit Dauphin

A dolphin that Mrs. Mirville killed because she polluted the ocean and killed him and his music

R.I.P Viky, we love you

Je suis Viky le petit dauphin
Tape tape tes nageoires oo lala leve les main
PROTEGE MOI
Viky le petit dauphin

tape tape sur ton museau plonge et viens faire un bain
AVEC MOIIIIIIIIIII

by Raphael haddad March 15, 2019

Le Petit Tourette

Possibly the most hilarious episode of South Park, in which Eric Cartman has tourettes syndrome. He is in a toy store and he hears a boy saying things like, "DUMB SHIT!!! COCK! DAMNIT FUCK! SHIT!!!" and he realizes how wonderful it would be to be able to swear without getting in trouble. "COCK! ASSHOLE! PUSSY ASSHOLE!! DICK LICKER CUMBALLS! ASS PUSSY! DICK, COCK, BLOODY VAGINAL BELTCH!

Eventually in Le Petit Tourette, he starts blurting out secrets, "I TOUCHED WIIEEEEEE WIIEEEEEEEE WIIIINTER IS A COLD TIME OF YEAR! I TOUCHED PENISES WITH MY COUSIN!

by A7X forever August 29, 2010

Petit Mort

A period of post-orgasmic unconsciousness or deep sleep

Awakening from a petit mort, he heard his lover's voice in the next room

by Len July 5, 2003

penitentiary

jail

"Ever since a nigga was a seed only thing promised to me was the penitentiary..."

by pwnz0r September 19, 2003

Petie

Although originating from a boys name, Petie is infact an affectionate name given to girls.

Peties are the brightest and happiest of people. These bubbly characters are a lot of fun to be around and the greatest people to have as friends. Loving and caring, a Petie will try and be there for you no mater what. You'll be lucky if you ever meet one as she'll always brighten your day <3

Person one: "isnt petie just the best?"
Person two: "yes she absolutely is! love that girl!"

by meg209 May 26, 2011