Pedo Uncle

When your uncle hands you a dildo and says to shove it up your grandma's ass

My Uncle did a Pedo Uncle at christmas

by Giga N@GGI 2000 October 26, 2022

Donkey Peddler

An Irish man who makes fun of people on the Internet starting irrelevant arguments about world war two and then jumps on his donkey and peddles it to safety.

Stu is a donkey peddler

by Tortorific October 24, 2014

Acute pedo

A youngish man who you think is a bit risky.
They tend to have long greasy hair and glasses, you don't know if you can trust them.
They also tend to be into science.

I'd stay away from that weird guy, he's probably an acute pedo!

by clubpenguinfun June 3, 2016

College pedo

A pale skinned male age 16-18 who attends college and messages young girls on Snapchat using an android phone. All his selfies are taken with Snapchat filters and will take any opportunity to message you if you are a girl between 13-16

Look at this snap he just sent me he looks like a right college pedo

by Hahadefinitionsthatwillmakeyou January 6, 2019

Closet Pedo

An adult who is sexually attracted to a minor, but will not do or say anything remotely sexual about them until that minor is the age of an legal adult.

Red flags for these kind of people would be things like someone saying they've waited for someone to turn 18

Lets say a girl turns 18 & a week later she decides to create an Onlyfans page & an adult replies with something like "I've waited for this" at that point it is fair to think they're a Closet pedo

by HULU is boring, neftlix better August 23, 2022

Reverse Pedo

A girl that likes to date older guys.

Dude 1: Hey did you know that girl hayley likes to date older guys?

Dude 2: She is such a Reverse Pedo

by jack walton......hey January 23, 2011

Pedo bear

A cute and comforting guy who loves to baby sit and play with youngsters

Have you seen my younger sister lately?
She's at Pedo bear's, relax.

by pbear14 May 7, 2013