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Pastism

The belief that pasta has distinctive characteristics determined by their factory workers and that this endows some pasta with an intrinsic superiority over other varieties.

Hatred or intolerance of one pasta type over others.
Lauren opened her box of Spiral Macaroni and Cheese to find one, lonely macaroni noodle in the mix. Lauren did not like this because she believes in Pastism.

Matt (the coolest guy ever, who Lauren adored) deleted his cute, awesome, most bestest friend in the world from facebook because he had reason to believe that she wasa fan of Pastism.
by MeowMeowRawr611 November 25, 2011
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Paptist

A derogatory term for Roman Catholics who follow the Pope.

Can be found within the scripts of "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"
"What's gotten into John?"
"Well, he was going on about the Pope yesterday and somebody called him a bloody...'P' word"
"...Paptist?"
*SLAP* "What's gotten into you?! You insensitive sonuvabitch!"
by HokiSmoki January 11, 2012
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pattiful

She is extremely pattiful, in every definition of the word. Others wish they were as pattiful.
by bucsfan1 September 20, 2013
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Patrisia

Ever-so-insignificant Adi: Your divine Majesty, may I speak with you?
Omnipotent Patrisia: No, you worthless shit. Now, you shall perish forever!
Even-more-insignificant-now Adi: Please, your Supremacy, have mercy!
Omnipotent Patrisia: Never, you whore! Die!
by KillerOfAll April 2, 2017
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Patti

*Homie bends over* dude nice patti
by Sadam Hussain March 11, 2021
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pastist

The act of being discriminatory towards dead people
I am pastist towards Queen Elizabeth
by Eiehkshssn October 23, 2022
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Cow Pattie Palace

This is the tag the locals have given the court house in Madison County, Il because of all the bullshit the lawyers spew out there.
The local politicians have converged on the Cow Pattie Palace to screw another company. Bullshit in a barn yard is not as deep as the court rooms in the Cow Pattie Palace.
by dansey December 11, 2007
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