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PMA (Paranoid Miscommunication Afterthought)

A period of silence in the middle of a digital chat or after an email you sent, where you fear that something you said might have been horribly misconstrued
OMG, having a massive PMA (Paranoid Miscommunication Afterthought) after telling Jackie that I'd be interested in having No Strings Attached (NSA) sex with her - does she now think I'm not interested in her? Does she think I'm a player and this is my style? Should I clarify on our date tonight? Are we even on for tonight? Why won't she respond on BB IM? Why won't she answer my calls now? How do I make it right? Arghhh!!!
by Peter Greenwall December 12, 2010
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Paranoid

Paranoid is the title of Black Sabbath's second album. It is often cited as one of the biggest milestones in heavy metal. It was released in 1970 and topped the British music charts. The album was originally going to be called "War Pigs", which is a war protest song and the opening number, but their record company made them change it due to the sensitivity about the Vietnam War.
2 singles came from this album. Paranoid and Iron Man, which would go on to become Black Sabbath's best known songs. Paranoid peaked at #61 and Iron Man #52. This album was also ranked 130 on Rolling Stone Magazine's list of 500 greatest albums of all time.
Paranoid is a good album man.
by Justin P. B. May 6, 2006
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Paranormal Hour

The hour between midnight and 1:00 AM when the highest occurrence of paranormal activity takes place.
In the film “Sarah Landon and the Paranormal Hour,” the spirits come back to haunt us between midnight and 1:00 AM
by Spirit world October 11, 2007
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Paranormica

Being to broke to buy phasmophobia or being to scared to play phasmophobia.
Person 1: You wanna play phasmophobia??
Person 2: Nah man, I'm broke.
Person 1: Let's just play paranormica then.
Person 2: Ok
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Paranoid

The perpetual motion act of not knowing what the hell is going on around you and thinking that you do. Usually resulting in flushing of a perfectly good stash down the toilet to awaiting fish, and then getting busted the day you decide not too!
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean that they are not after you.
by LayItOnYou March 19, 2007
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Contact Paranoia

when another's paranoia becomes airborne and surrounding persons catch it.
Hey man, i think thats a cop. -naa, well.. wait. maybe? shit yea that is a cop!!! either that or i got contact paranoia.
by JoJo7688 September 28, 2009
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Slash Paranoia

Seeing an on-screen moment between two male characters and assuming that it will lead to slash fan-fiction written about those characters.
Dude, the minute I saw Percival save Gwaine's life, I had a serious case of Slash Paranoia.
by DoodleofanIceCream October 15, 2011
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